"Safe Prisons Communication Act" passes Senate, inmates won't be able to hear you soon
Inmates certainly are industrious folk, relying on pigeons and helicopters and surely the odd baked good
or body cavity to smuggle cell phones into prisons. Soon it'll be all for naught, with the Senate unanimously
passing the Safe Prisons Communications Act of 2009, allowing prisons to use cellphone jammers. Now the Act
will be run over to the House, where we presume it'll flow through with equal expediency. Mind you, cellphone
jammer usage outside of jails will continue to be decidedly illegal, meaning activating one could result in
your going to jail. Now that would be tragic.
